|Appearances:||The Good, the Bad and the Undead|
|Portrayed by:||Andrew Dickens|
- "What we got here? I think you better come down to the station."
- ―Police Officer
The Police Officer tried to apprehend Malik when he spray painted a wall. Malik was about to bite him when the slayers arrived. The Police Officer was then hypnotised to forget everything.
He appeared again later in the series. He stopped Jonno Van Helsing in his car and found he had gas canisters. Back in the station Jonno made the excuse that he was a contestant on Masterchef and was going to use the stakes to roast marshmallows.