|Portrayed by:||Nigel Travis|
- "And remember, breakages come out of your wages, so don't fill your overtime sheet in this month."
- ―George Lansley
The lackey appeared to fill many of the same roles as Renfield. He drove Lansely's car and helped him load homeless people into the back. The lackey was paid, but he was treated even worse than Renfield, with Lansley constantly blaming him for everything. The lackey was mute and communicated only with grunts.